2003-11-11 - 12:22 p.m.

And people wonder why I detest fundamentalists so...

Apparently, everyone's favorite bigot, The "Reverend" Fred Phelps wants to put a statue up in the town where Matthew Shepard was murdered savagely Reading:

Matthew Shepard Entered Hell October 12, 1998, at age 21 in Defiance of 
God's Warning: "Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind; it is abomination."
 Leviticus 18:22 

Allow me to make a few more recommendations for statues Mr. Phelps should consider, so long as he has the bronzemaker working:

Fred Phelps will Enter Hell on (insert date of death here), at age (age) in defiance of 
God's Warning: "Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou 
mar the corners of thy beard."
 Leviticus 19:27

Or, perhaps

Fred Phelps will Enter Hell on (insert date of death here), at age (age) in defiance of 
God's Warning: "Thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a
 garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee." 
Leviticus 19:19

Or, my personal favorite

Virtually every Fundamentalist Christian will Enter Hell on 
(insert date of death here), at age (age) in defiance of God's Warning: 
"Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge
 against the children of thy people, but thou shalt 
love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the LORD." 
Leviticus 19:18

Incidentally, if you don't already know that my definition of "Fundamentalist" is limited to the overly preachy "Your Religion MUST follow MINE or you're condemned, and I will hate you, and drive you out" type of person, then now you do.

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